Mr. Mitchell is a very popular Language Arts, Reading and Social Studies teacher. However, he isn’t all that innocent. Mr. Mitchell may be hiding things that we´ve never seen before. Let’s get into this.
Is Mr. Mitchell A Basketball?:
Everyone who is in Mr. Mitchell’s class knows that Mr. Mitchell likes to keep his iconic buzz-cut short. But has anyone thought that this might be mandatory? Besides, if a basketball had hair, no one would play with it. Mr. Mitchell is also a coach, according to our resources.
Did Mr. Mitchell Star In Hit or Miss?:
Some students in Mr. Mitchell´s class seem to notice that he always puts his chin on his hand. This may seem normal, but what we have found is very, very unusual.
The TikToker who did cosplay to the Hit or Miss song has a very popular TikTok channel now. However, we believe that Mr. Mitchell is this TikToker. How do we know? Well, we cropped a picture of Mr. Mitchell holding his chin and it fit perfectly on the TikToker´s torso. We caught you in this one, Mr. Mitchell.
Is Mr. Mitchell Secretly A Genie?:
Mr. Mitchell may not be blue, but that doesn’t change the legitimacy of this theory. Journalism students have concluded that Mr. Mitchell is for sure a genie.
We know this because of one simple piece of evidence. He always tells his students to use ¨wishful thinking.¨How many wishes do we get, Mr. Mitchell? Now we all know the truth.
Do you think these conspiracy theories are true? Let us know in the comments below! Also, be sure to vote in the poll! (It´ll be due Wednesday at 8:00pm.) Have a great day, Cougars!