Valourous day, mine lovely children! How art thou on this glorious afternoon?
Onto the events of this week!
Spring grams wilt selleth Monday ‘ere school and during lunch. Buyeth one for someone special! They wilt be delivered Wednesday.
Walking Club is meeting this Wednesday. If ‘t be true you’re looking for a relaxing way to doth some exercise, thee should forsooth cometh. And don’t forget to bringeth thy friends!
On April 26, Mrs. Valverde wilt beest hosting an AVID meeting for all students interested in joining the high school AVID class. Thither, thee can discuss field trips, assignments, and standards. Desire to see thee thither!
The Spring Fling hath been canceled, dreadfully, as few people hath bought tickets.
Well, that’s all for now, Cougars! Has’t a fair week and tryeth not to stab yourself with a dagger or drinketh poison!
P.S. For those of you who are wondering why I was talking like a crazed jester from Scotland, 1604, today is National Shakespeare Day. So, have fun speaking with a weird accent and threatening to behead your friends!